Standing here bursting to pee. First person to respond with either pants or toilet, thats where

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$99% of students stand up and pee their pants to protest dumb bathroom rule! : r/thatHappened

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Why do men miss the toilet? When standing to pee, why are so many men bad at 'hitting the target' and not covering the floor in splashes, dribbles and run off?

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I'm at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must've learned that lesson the hard way.

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